12 things women do before sex

In reality, sex never follows a script and certainly not such a romanticized one à la Hollywood. Rather, the preparation for sex is associated with a lot of stress, resulting from numerous rituals that many women practice in advance. In the following article we will list 12 things that we women do before sex, which we would sometimes immediately but never admit.

No. 1 - Pulling lingerie out of a hat that would otherwise never see the light of day

When it comes to lingerie, it's not uncommon for most women to have a sprawling internal dispute that revolves not only around which model to use, but also whether it should be worn under outerwear for the entire duration of a date or, for obvious reasons, not put on until just before the hot phase begins in the bathroom.

No. 2 - Shave, wax, depilate

Of course, it's perfectly fine if you let the wild growth of your hair run wild from time to time, but especially before sex there is hardly a woman who doesn't sometimes spend hours with hair removal. By the way, even in places where hair would not bother anyone in the slightest.

No. 3 - Initiate panic emergency shave

Unfortunately, spontaneous encounters are difficult to plan. As a result, it can happen that you meet a nice young man for a few hours of fun on a day when you haven't shaved. Encounters of this kind usually end with you locking yourself in the bathroom for what feels like half an hour under the pretext of having to freshen up and trying to iron out your carelessness.

No. 4 - Superficially create order so as not to attract unpleasant attention

When a bomb seems to have hit your bedroom once again and a date is expected, you have no time to lose. You want it to look neat and tidy, but of course you don't necessarily plan to clean the whole place - after all, that takes valuable time that can be invested elsewhere. Accordingly, you're not averse to packing up your clothes lying on the floor as they are and stuffing them into your closet unfolded. To hide your penchant for creative chaos, you use every drawer to stow away all sorts of odds and ends, and make sure your blankets and pillows are in the right place when you make up your bed.

No. 5 - Give yourself a thorough inspection down below

It's obvious that even now your vagina still looks like it did a few hours ago. However, to prevent unpleasant surprises, a final check in the bathroom can not hurt.

No. 6 - Prepare a suitable playlist

We hope that you are not one of those people who leave the musical arrangement of a romantic evening to the shuffle function, because randomness can be an absolute mood killer. The only way to avoid such a faux pas is to compile a personal playlist, which you can activate with the push of a button if necessary. Also make sure it lasts long enough - you never know.

No. 7 - Going to the toilet once again

This point should be self-explanatory. After all, a full bladder is not only a hindrance during sex, but also increases the risk of accidents immensely.

No. 8 - Consider the food selection

You can't always predict when you'll have sex, but if you think there's a good chance you will, you should adjust your diet accordingly. In plain language, this means that you should avoid foods that strongly stimulate the production of digestive gases. The consumption of garlic is also worth considering, unless you went to a Greek restaurant with your partner to eat a Troy barbecue plate with lots of tzatziki. Then, of course, the garlic doesn't matter.

No. 9 - Odor controls

Before you get down to business, you should once again carry out a comprehensive body odor check. The supreme discipline in this context is undoubtedly the inconspicuous smelling of the armpits while you undress. For some women, this process already resembles an art form.

No. 10 - Avoid drastic measure

Even if you feel compelled to eliminate unpleasant odors in the genital area with sprays according to the motto "quick and dirty", you should refrain from doing so and instead reach for a washcloth.

No. 11 - Making sure you really remembered to take the pill

Even if you're not usually careless in this regard, the hormone surplus that comes with impending sex can cause the mental bug to creep in. So play it safe and make sure you've actually taken your pill. Prevention is always better than cure.

No. 12 - Pushing in front of the bathroom mirror

When all the preparations are largely finished, you step in front of the bathroom mirror once again and give a blazing speech that you are a true beast in bed that will drive him out of his mind. However, you should not get too loud, because this could irritate your chosen one a little.