12 problems that only women with a big butt understand

A handsome Po is certainly the dream of many women. In some cases, however, a big butt brings with it some disadvantages, some of them serious, which can sometimes complicate everyday life. Accordingly, in this article we would like to present you 12 problems that only those women know and understand who actually have an above-average butt.

Problem 1 - There is no jeans that really fit right

When you're out shopping for a new pair of jeans, you'll rarely find that your favorite object of desire even begins to fit. Either you don't even get the jeans over your butt, or you get them over your butt but are annoyed that the waistband is at least two sizes too big.

Problem 2 - Skirts and dresses are always too short

If you are one of those women who prefer pencil skirts at work, you will often be confronted with the sobering realization that hardly any garment fits you properly, just like when you buy a pair of jeans. And even if it fits reasonably well, the good piece is more suitable for a visit to the nightclub than for everyday office life.

Problem 3 - It is hardly possible to squeeze past somewhere

In the truest sense of the word, things get tight whenever you want to move around in the most space-saving way possible for some reason, as is always the case, for example, when you're trying to take your seat at the movies or wriggle your way to the restroom in a restaurant. Your butt seems to take on a life of its own in these situations and almost certainly always brushes against someone.

Problem 4 - You always need more space than other women

Since your butt always takes up a little more space, it's almost impossible for you to sit comfortably on a bar stool. Even if you sit on someone's lap, this often leads to complications.

Problem 5 - You are constantly struggling with a pore that takes on a life of its own

Not least due to the fact that you have problems anyway to get your butt into a suitable pair of pants, it is always the case that your butt crack of its own accord makes its way to freedom and is sometimes responsible for the fact that numerous representatives of the male guild stare at your ass incessantly.

Problem 6 - Your butt has a life of its own

Your butt undoubtedly has something like its own gravitational field, because how else could it be explained that you are constantly touching or throwing down things with your butt that you are not even consciously aware of?

Problem 7 - You can't get the song "Baby Got Back" out of your head

The song "Baby Got Back" by Sir-Mix-A-Lot is all too present for many men when they face you. And thanks to its more than unambiguous lyrics, the track will also burrow into your subconscious after the first listen at the latest.

Problem 8 - Wearing your friend's baggy jeans has two consequences:

When you put on your boyfriend's baggy jeans, there are only two options when it comes to the resulting look, both of which are unflattering for you. Either you look like a torn homeless person or like you have significantly too many kilos on your ribs altogether. One more reason why women with a big butt shouldn't wear baggy pants.

Problem 9 - Your butt eats your underwear for breakfast

Since this problem per se speaks for itself, it certainly needs no further explanation at this point.

Problem 10 - It is impossible for you to wear short running pants

Even if you like to show off your big butt, it's not necessarily pleasant to notice that the short legs of your already skimpy sports shorts move further up with every step and reveal more and more of your butt. Apart from the fact that this increases the likelihood of being exposed to stupid comments, the constant up and down disrupts the flow of movement enormously.

Problem 11 - Finding a pretty bikini is almost impossible

In terms of choosing a chic bikini, women with larger-than-average bottoms also need to be able to suffer, as most off-the-rack styles usually don't want to fit 100 percent and will stretch in the bottom area or leave too much air for the bust.

Problem 12 - Men always just touch your butt

Not that you wouldn't be happy to have a man pay increased attention to your butt from time to time, but it certainly wouldn't necessarily be a bad thing if the rest of your body got attention as well.

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